ccs-pk-quotes

George Bernard Shaw. "Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

Victor Hugo. "A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor."

Jimmy Breslin. "Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers."

George Jessel. "The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

Jeff Foxworthy. "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"

Michael Crichton. "I am certain there is too much certainty in the world."

Douglas Adams. "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."

Sam Levenson. "You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."

Grabel's Law. "2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2."

James Thurber. "It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."

Robert Pirsig. "There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good."

Mark Twain. "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

Arab Proverb. "Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire."

Benjamin H. Brewster. "A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500."

William S. Burroughs. "After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"